December 2009
6 posts
I'm a little crazy now.
Nevermind, I’m actually pretty crazy.
Omegle.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: HEY
You: WHY ARE YOUR LETTERS LITTE?
You: HOW DO I DO THAT?
Stranger: ITS NOT THAT DIFFICULT
You: OMG
You: YOU BROKE YOURS TOO!
You: FUCK NOW WE'RE BOTH SCREWED
Stranger: SURE?
Stranger: IM JUST ON CAPS LOCK BUT OKAY
You: WHAT
You: WAT IS THIS CAPSLOCK BUSINESS
You: I HAVE A MAC
You: DOES THAT MAKE A DIFFERENCE?
Stranger: YOU KNOW THE SHIFT KEY ON THE LEFT OF YOUR KEYBOARD?
You: YES
You: YES I KNOW THAT KEY WELL
You: WHAT ABOUT IT
Stranger: WELL ON MY KEYBOARD THE CAPS LOCK IS THE KEY ABOVE THAT SHIFT KEY
You: YEAH I SEE IT
Stranger: AND IF YOU CLICK IT ONCE IT WILL GO AWAY
You: I DON'T THINK I SHOULD PUSH IT
You: YEAH RIGHT!
You: I BET IT WILL CRASH MY COMPUTER!
Stranger: i just did it and look what happened
You: DELETE SYSTEM 32 OH VERY FUNNY
You: I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT
You: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU
Stranger: are you just messing with me?
You: WHAT DO YOU MEAN
You: WHY WOULD I MESS WITH YOU
You: I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU
Stranger: just click the caps lock button and YOUR KEYS WONT BE SO BIG
Stranger: I PROMISE
You: WHOA
You: YOURS ARE BIG AGAIN
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: CAUSE I CLICKED THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON
Stranger: AND WHEN I CLICK IT AGAIN they shrink
You: OMG ARE YOU A MAGICIAN?
You: HOLY SHIT
You: I'M A CHRISTIAN
You: DONT' CAST YOUR SPELLS ON ME
Stranger: haha
Stranger: oookaaay
Stranger: ill try not to
You: GUESS WHAT
Stranger: ABRACADABRA!
You: A wild Abra appears! Abra uses teleport!
You have disconnected.
via @FUCKYEAHBEKKORAMMA
